Sunday, April 02, 2006

Well it's SPRING again


Well it is spring again, and we all know what that means. It is time for college campus to start look so "college" again. Now when I say "college" you have to realize how I am saying it. Like if someone said "Hey I'm gunna go have a corona and play Hacky, wanna come?" my reply would be. "oh you are SO "college". You might be wondering how can I be "College", Marc?.. Well I'll give you a list of the Stereotypical activities you can participate in to become "college"

  1. Obviously playing Frisbee
  2. Wiffle Ball (only if the Bat is COVERED in tape, preferably Duct Tape)
  3. Go swimming in a river, pond, ocean, etc... (Only if the temp is less than 80)
  4. Throwing a football in a triangle formation (Only triangles, otherwise it is just pass)
  5. BBQ (Preferably during the day but also at night, Don't forget your "college" sweatshirt)
  6. Laying on your lawn, or school grounds, (MUST be on a blanket or towel)
  7. Girls wearing just tank tops (whether you should or not is at your own discretion)
  8. Pants and sandals (Pretty much you are too lazy to put on socks and shoes)
  9. Tanning Outside (honestly there is no point to tan in April, the UV rays aren't strong enough to give you a tan, plus tomorrow could be 50 and you will lose your base)
  10. Getting Drunk outside.

So if you fall into any of these 10 categories, congratulations you are "College" Good for you!!...

Your thoughts?? (if you have one, post it into the comments section)

PS I WAS LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF PEOPLE PLAYING FRISBEE, WHEN I FOUND THIS ONE... THE KIDS FACE WAS PRICELESS!!!

1 Comments:

At 4/02/2006 10:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im college, cuz i lay on the hill on a blanket and do my homework, and i throw a football. YAYYY! lol

 

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