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In November Pat and I took the NYPD Civil Service Test... Well we both passed
WAHOO.
They asked us to arrive for the Police Academy in May... Whoops. I am deferring for a year then figuring out my life
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Many people think I am crazy for being a 20 year old guy that loves Disney... Well here is the reason why I love Disney
Ok So we all know about the Hurricanes that hit the Gulf Coast back in September. We know about the Death, the Distruction, the Chaos; but have you heard about the Laziness?. Next month New Orleans plans on holding elections for Mayor, there are currently 23 candidates in the running. Please visit http://www.electkimberly.com/main.php...... Notice the picture with the Candidate in "New Orleans"... (i'll post the picture later)
Some of the people that read this blog Don't know about my friend Rich. They don't know the significance of the faded 18 on my leg. They don't know that I lost one of my best friends in November of 2004. Well Today the man who killed Rich was scentenced to jail. If you have a couple of minutes please read this article. Try to relate it to your own life. Pretend Rich was one of your close friends. Then, maybe, just maybe, you will think twice about Drinking and Driving. Thank you
Is the "shocker" the peace sign of the 21st century?
I feel like fictional Sex and the City star Carrie Bradshaw after the opening to this column. (And for the record, that has absolutely nothing to do with the fabulous new pair of high heels I am currently wearing as I type this.)
The shocker symbol has come into ascendancy in the national consciousness with the Wichita State Shockers' drive to the NCAA Tournament's Sweet 16. It's gotten so popular with the team's cheerleaders that they're even giving the shocker sign to TV cameras in the midst of their games. One can only imagine senior citizens across the country turning to one another and saying, "Lordy, I think that young lady just said her team was No. 3. These young people today ... so silly."
But on a more serious note, if you asked a random person to explain the symbol that most often appears in photographs from the 1960s, I'm betting that random person would say the peace sign. (This is the kind of due diligence we are famous for at ClayNation). For most of the 1990s, the middle-finger assumed the role of digital prominence, and now, I would argue, the shocker may get to see its day as the finger symbol of choice for young America. I, for one, think this is swell. My support for the shocker symbol's rise in pop culture relevance is the real reason I hope Wichita State goes to the Final Four.
At this point, some of you might be completely confused as to what the hell I'm talking about. This is not entirely by my choice. Remember the classic Seinfeld episode, " The Contest"? This is the ClayNation equivalent. How shall we put this in a delicate manner?
Let's just go with Wikipedia's definition. The opening line states, "The shocker is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation that has become popular in many high schools and colleges throughout the United States."
Did you know Wichita State sold a ton of baseball caps with "Shockers" emblazoned above the brim? Well, someone in Wichita State's marketing department was probably sitting around absolutely stunned about the school's sudden nationwide popularity. That person probably even told the admissions office to expect a tidal wave of new applications based on how many hats were being sold.
I hate to burst their bubble, but it was because the shocker was well on its way to being the most popular hand gesture in the U.S. And also because kids loved wearing something their parents didn't get. Right now, there are probably lots of parents rushing to dig through their kids' piles of baseball caps. Somewhere, I'm certain a father is shedding tears as he holds up the cap he bought his daughter because he finally thought she was interested in sports.
To continue my hard-hitting investigative piece on the use of the shocker signal, I sought out the Wichita State Web site. You can imagine my surprise when I found the cover of the 2003-04 basketball guide featuring several members of the Shockers cheerleading squad showing the shocker symbol. This was absolutely classic.
My theory is at some point in the past, a brilliant cheerleader (oxymoron notwithstanding) managed to pull one over on the administration, which had no clue what the shocker actually was. They probably said something like, "Hey look, we're mimicking an electric socket," or, "No, it's just a W." Right, sure it is. And now the good 'ole shocker has been firmly embedded in the core of the school and the hearts of the country. Good for that brilliant cheerleader.
Personally, I'm hoping that next year, a school, say the University of Miami, announces that from now on, its new spirit finger will be the No. 1, utilizing the middle finger rather than the old-fashioned index finger. I mean, who cares if people have their own vulgar connotations dealing with the extension of the middle finger? That's their problem, right?
But all this leaves us with one question: Why the shocker now? What about our current situation leads to shocker ascendance? I think there are a couple of answers, other than Wichita State's success in the tourney: First of all, the 21st century is a more open sexual society. Can one imagine a 1950s Kansas cheerleader giving a sexual hand signal on television? My guess is no, given that television stations in the '50s were not allowed to show Elvis' swiveling hips.
Second, there's something fairly entertaining about being able to give a hand signal on television and have less than 10 percent of the audience understand what you are saying. For instance, how many times have we seen black athletes give fraternity signs on fields of play? How many white people have spent the collective equivalent of the mental energy required to defeat polio trying to figure out what the hell is being said?
The shocker speaks to an audience of the young within the construct of traditional media. And hardly anyone was the wiser. That kind of humor, lost on a large majority of the people who see it, is a 21st century humor Rorschach test. If you don't get it, per this view, then you really weren't worthy of the joke to begin with.
In order for the shocker to emerge from its cloistered status as a 20-something-and-younger hand signal, a column like this had to be written. In fact, this column might represent the first instance of the shocker phenomenon crossing over into the world at large. We here at ClayNation are very proud to bring you such important and breaking news. For the record, I'm expecting any day to receive my White House press credentials and my Pulitzer.
It won't be too many years now until a suburban housewife with four kids in elementary school rolls into the Boise PTA mixer and brings down the house with the shocker signal. Then the shocker will go the way of the peace sign and the middle finger and the bunny ears as another symbol so embraced it loses its humor and uniqueness. Sadly, the shocker will have become just another hand signal whose very popularity brings it tumbling down the road of obsolescence.
Already, new hand signals are out there, waiting to be embraced. And just maybe these hand signals are waiting on a college wearing a Cinderella slipper to bring them to the forefront of the nation.
I know in my column last week I said it would never happen again in recorded history, but here comes this phrase again: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, meet the shocker.
I found this on a Disney Website I am on... Read it
Someone (Terri) actually posted that they wanted more WDW trivia so here it goes
So I am curious. Why are you checking my blog? Is it because you read my away messages and are compelled to check. I think it is very interesting, I have received tons of hits in the last week alone. So I would like for everyone to hit the Comments section and tell me why they check my blog... You can leave your name anonymous if you would like. Thank you
Wanna feel like you went to Fire and Ice today with Bry and Lea, well all you have to do is read this convo and you can feel like you were there!
EM EH ARE SEA: how was fire and ice
EM EH ARE SEA: what did you get
EM EH ARE SEA: are you ful
lMilller116: hah it was delicious
EM EH ARE SEA: did you have a hamburger
Milller116: no i did not
Milller116: i got a little of everything
Milller116: and yes i am full
EM EH ARE SEA: sauce?
Milller116: some kind of hot sauce
EM EH ARE SEA: steak and cheese
Milller116: nah
EM EH ARE SEA: sausages
Milller116: yes
EM EH ARE SEA: noodles
Milller116: yes
EM EH ARE SEA: salad?
Milller116: no
EM EH ARE SEA: what did you drink
Milller116: watetr
EM EH ARE SEA: what did lea eat?
Milller116: hah same thing i did
EM EH ARE SEA: did you pay
Milller116: yes
EM EH ARE SEA: how much did you tip?
Milller116: 6 dollars
EM EH ARE SEA: what did she drink
Milller116: water
EM EH ARE SEA: was it anyones birthday
Milller116: some black bitchs birthday
EM EH ARE SEA: did you choose her drink or did she order it
Milller116: i said listen up bitch ur drinking water
EM EH ARE SEA: was the funny grill guy there
Milller116: haha yea he was
EM EH ARE SEA: where did you sit?
Milller116: over on the left near a window
EM EH ARE SEA: was your waitress hot?
Milller116: nah some ugly spook with bad teeth
EM EH ARE SEA: what did you wear?
Milller116: red polo, jeans
EM EH ARE SEA: what did lea wear?
Milller116: umm jeans and a black shirt
EM EH ARE SEA: how many times did you get food?
Milller116: twice
EM EH ARE SEA: was there a wait
Milller116: no wait
Yummy that was a great meal I am glad I could bring this meal to the masses
So if you fall into any of these 10 categories, congratulations you are "College" Good for you!!...
Your thoughts?? (if you have one, post it into the comments section)
PS I WAS LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF PEOPLE PLAYING FRISBEE, WHEN I FOUND THIS ONE... THE KIDS FACE WAS PRICELESS!!!